Dear Lord God AlphaKhenOmega, Whose Immanentism is that of Pharaoh Akhenaton,
I know that we are in the age of the Secundines, that is to say The Second Coming of The Lord. Thou art returned and Thine Spirit remains in Your mansion. By my free will, I volunteer my most voluptuous services to You. I wish to please You with my princely gifts, which are the talents that Thou has bestow upon me anyway. I will serve in Your Mansion, using my talents and resources to stimulate its rapid growth and to gallantly resist our enslavers in this spiritual battle that Your and my people have been fighting since Your first death.
I will volunteer in the following positions without pay until such time You see fit to provide for my gainful paid employment.